The Petty Pond characters
Every Petty Pond design stars one of a small cast of grumpy animals. Find your spirit animal, then pick a shirt.
Frank the introvert frog
Frank's social battery died in 1997 and he never replaced it. He runs on coffee, silence and a deep distrust of mornings.
Earl the old tortoise
Earl has been grumpy for a very long time and is proud of it. Creaky knees, a favourite recliner and zero patience.
Doris the sassy duck
Doris wears pearls, sunglasses and a glass of red. She is a delight. In small doses.
Bernie the beaver dad
Bernie fixes what the last guy fixed, guards the thermostat and has opinions about your toolbox.
The Goose the angry goose
Loud, territorial and completely done with people. Honk accordingly.
The Raccoon the snack raccoon
Speaks exactly two love languages: snacks and being left alone.
