# Petty Pond

> Petty Pond ("Grumpy goods for grumpy people") is an independent brand of original grumpy-animal illustrations printed on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs and gifts. pettypond.com is a hub: it shows every design that is currently for sale and links to the two official Petty Pond Spreadshops, where orders are printed on demand and shipped: the US shop (pettypond.myspreadshop.com, prices in USD) and the Europe shop (pettypond.myspreadshop.net, prices in EUR).

Contact: https://www.pettypond.com/contact/

## Key pages

- [Petty Pond – Grumpy goods for grumpy people](https://www.pettypond.com/): Home page: all 14 designs currently on sale, shown on models, with buy links to the US and Europe shops.
- [The Petty Pond characters](https://www.pettypond.com/characters/): The recurring Petty Pond characters (Frank, the introvert frog; Earl, the old tortoise; Doris, the sassy duck; Bernie, the beaver dad; The Goose, the angry goose; The Raccoon, the snack raccoon) and their designs.
- [About Petty Pond](https://www.pettypond.com/about/): Who is behind Petty Pond, what the brand makes and how orders are printed and shipped.

## Designs

- [Social Battery Died in 1997](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/social-battery-died-in-1997/): Grumpy frog with coffee whose social battery died in 1997 and was never replaced. Funny gift for introverts, Gen X and anyone who would rather stay home. Character: Frank, the introvert frog. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/social+battery+died+in+1997+funny+introvert+frog-A6ae5c430c64c93458de628ce?sellable=MXG04ZZ1J2UVAkx3vqkY-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/social+battery+died+in+1997+funny+introvert+frog-A6ae5c0c6855804508aecb5c3?sellable=Bvjm1xEM4DS4A4adqpLq-812-7&appearance=2
- [Coffee First, Feelings Never](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/coffee-first-feelings-never/): Grumpy frog hugging his coffee: coffee first, feelings never. Funny gift for coffee lovers who are not morning people. Character: Frank, the introvert frog. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/coffee+first+feelings+never+funny+grumpy+frog-A6ae5c4dc3722340f533307a1?sellable=pNX4qpBADDSnb43wMJBB-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/coffee+first+feelings+never+funny+grumpy+frog-A6ae5c0c513bea62fca695d43?sellable=Lk2L49r0XBIL5wL0MyEO-812-7&appearance=2
- [I'm a Delight (in Small Doses)](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/im-a-delight-in-small-doses/): Sassy duck with sunglasses, pearls and a glass of red wine. She is a delight, in small doses. Funny gift for women, moms and wine lovers. Character: Doris, the sassy duck. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/im+a+delight+in+small+doses+sassy+duck+wine-A6ae5c4f13722340f53333ade?sellable=J1yXnDrzVwCJ9X23j7AB-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/im+a+delight+in+small+doses+sassy+duck+wine-A6ae5c0c5855804508aecb5c2?sellable=rNEM0brEnwHy5yaRZpXQ-812-7&appearance=2
- [Honk If You're Also Done With People](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/honk-if-youre-done-with-people/): Angry honking goose that is done with people. Funny gift for introverts, coworkers and anyone who needs a break from humanity. Character: The Goose, the angry goose. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/honk+if+youre+also+done+with+people+angry+goose-A6ae84babc64c93458d769111?sellable=nAMDoE0BdJUbkXa8BN4p-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/honk+if+youre+also+done+with+people+angry+goose-A6ae84e8f855804508ab16685?sellable=YDZp2k4XzdiD8DedeqLE-812-7&appearance=2
- [My Love Language Is Snacks and Being Left Alone](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/love-language-snacks/): Grumpy raccoon hugging chips, a donut and cookies. Funny gift for introverts, snack lovers and raccoon fans. Character: The Raccoon, the snack raccoon. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/my+love+language+is+snacks+and+being+left+alone-A6ae84bb23722340f53dd0cd4?sellable=7yZmwAgEVMcEjbLlyD9z-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/my+love+language+is+snacks+and+being+left+alone-A6ae84e9683173c19ca219412?sellable=7yZmwnwbvQiEMmj0epxk-812-7&appearance=2
- [Official Thermostat Police](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/thermostat-police/): Beaver dad in flannel, socks and sandals guarding the thermostat. Funny Father's Day, birthday or Christmas gift for dad. Character: Bernie, the beaver dad. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/official+thermostat+police+dont+touch+it+funny+dad-A6ae84b9bc64c93458d76773d?sellable=jNzxk7GoBQUqZNn8QZV0-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/official+thermostat+police+dont+touch+it+funny+dad-A6ae5c0c7855804508aecbbce?sellable=40mMGBL4m0C0E0aN2Do8-812-7&appearance=2
- [Electrician: I Fix What the Last Guy Fixed](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/electrician-i-fix-what-the-last-guy-fixed/): Grumpy beaver electrician with sparking wires: I fix what the last guy fixed. Funny gift for electricians, linemen and apprentices. Character: Bernie, the beaver dad. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/electrician+i+fix+what+the+last+guy+fixed+funny-A6ae5c4f9c64c93458de7ab4d?sellable=OL9aNeB58nUAevVpl7yD-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/electrician+i+fix+what+the+last+guy+fixed+funny-A6ae5c0c7855804508aecbbcf?sellable=OL9axblp9LfdXdDmw5Bn-812-7&appearance=2
- [Plumber: I Fix What the Last Guy Fixed](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/plumber-i-fix-what-the-last-guy-fixed/): Grumpy beaver plumber with a pipe wrench and a leaking pipe: I fix what the last guy fixed. Funny gift for plumbers and pipefitters. Character: Bernie, the beaver dad. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/plumber+i+fix+what+the+last+guy+fixed+funny-A6ae84b58c64c93458d75f86e?sellable=ybXmBMxdOjSa1wLNVDVE-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/plumber+i+fix+what+the+last+guy+fixed+funny-A6ae5c0c6855804508aecb5c4?sellable=1XvzjpkY45fEzEnZg7YM-812-7&appearance=2
- [Mechanic: I Fix What the Last Guy Fixed](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/mechanic-i-fix-what-the-last-guy-fixed/): Grumpy beaver mechanic in greasy coveralls with wrench and spark plug: I fix what the last guy fixed. Funny gift for mechanics and car guys. Character: Bernie, the beaver dad. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/mechanic+i+fix+what+the+last+guy+fixed+funny-A6ae84b95c64c93458d766509?sellable=aVdnl77vZJUM82mBrqdg-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/mechanic+i+fix+what+the+last+guy+fixed+funny-A6ae5c0c613bea62fca69634e?sellable=gNzYm3wjAXHVApVoR02Z-812-7&appearance=2
- [Retired: Now I Only Take Orders From My Recliner](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/retired-orders-from-my-recliner/): Retired tortoise in his recliner with remote and coffee. Funny retirement gift for dads, grandpas and coworkers. Character: Earl, the old tortoise. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/retired+now+i+only+take+orders+from+my+recliner-A6ae5c4d43722340f5332f663?sellable=jNznjV71mZSZ53qDLmjx-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/retired+now+i+only+take+orders+from+my+recliner-A6ae5c0c7855804508aecbbd0?sellable=MXG0O8bqGXi353OzQeE5-812-7&appearance=2
- [Not Old, Just Running on Factory Parts and Spite](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/factory-parts-and-spite/): Grumpy old tortoise with a wrench and duct tape: not old, just running on factory parts and spite. Funny birthday gift for dads, grandpas and seniors. Character: Earl, the old tortoise. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/not+old+running+on+factory+parts+and+spite+turtle-A6ae5c46dc64c93458de69339?sellable=jNznjbVnMvHqZNndLxjp-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/not+old+running+on+factory+parts+and+spite+turtle-A6ae84e78855804508ab0fb6c?sellable=pNXGobnMZJUv9vBRBNzJ-812-7&appearance=2
- [My Knees Make More Noise Than My Grandkids](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/knees-louder-than-grandkids/): Grumpy old tortoise with creaky knees that make more noise than the grandkids. Funny gift for grandpa, grandma and anyone with bad knees. Character: Earl, the old tortoise. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/my+knees+make+more+noise+than+my+grandkids+funny-A6ae5c48b3722340f53327189?sellable=oNxzvE2dN1fXqYJ0eBEo-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/my+knees+make+more+noise+than+my+grandkids+funny-A6ae5c0c683173c19ca7cb0c7?sellable=40mMGBLlyeu4zvbzEL51-812-7&appearance=2
- [This Is My Festive Face](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/this-is-my-festive-face/): Unimpressed frog in a Santa hat tangled in Christmas lights. Funny anti-Christmas gift for Christmas grumps, introverts and office parties. Character: Frank, the introvert frog. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/this+is+my+festive+face+grumpy+christmas+frog-A6ae5c4c03722340f5332d59c?sellable=40mMXZkNvqU4bZwBdONb-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/this+is+my+festive+face+grumpy+christmas+frog-A6ae84e9c83173c19ca21b790?sellable=7yZmwnraNkCEMmj047dp-812-7&appearance=2
- [Official Christmas Light Untangler (Under Protest)](https://www.pettypond.com/designs/christmas-light-untangler/): Grumpy old tortoise in a Santa hat tangled in Christmas lights. Funny Christmas gift for dad, grandpa and the family light guy. Character: Earl, the old tortoise. Buy: US shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/official+christmas+light+untangler+under+protest-A6ae5c4b7c64c93458de71fe5?sellable=1Xvz7x3XyES4eNDwjbq7-812-7&appearance=2 · Europe shop https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/official+christmas+light+untangler+under+protest-A6ae84eab83173c19ca220a44?sellable=Bvj0wVZdOqtrX0ZReYVZ-812-7&appearance=2

## Optional

- [Petty Pond US shop](https://pettypond.myspreadshop.com/)
- [Petty Pond Europe shop](https://pettypond.myspreadshop.net/)